NO LJ I DO NOT WANT YOU TO DELETE MY JOURNAL. NOT ANY OF THEM. EVEN IF I HAVEN'T LOGGED IN FOR YEARS.

IT'S MINES, PRECIOUSSSSS. IT'S MINE, MY OWN, MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

My mood has abruptly and violent reversed direction. Thank you, parental units. You never cease to amaze me. Now please go die so I can have the house and the life insurance. ♥

... I'm going to watch the puppies all day.

EDIT...

Smirnoffs consumed: 1 (on an empty stomach)