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[windanddragon]

... well, I'm back home now...

That could have gone a lot better...

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[windanddragon]

... no, I'd rather have the cars than the family talk.

How would you explain to your mother that you went missing for months because you died, found out you're the reincarnation of a dragon god-king, got better, and had to go kick ass and reacquire your kingdom, before a friend's sister kicked your ass to come back?

[windanddragon]

That's what I want to do, but I'm really bad at it!

[windanddragon]

... okay, my mom's not like that.

[windanddragon]

... well, that's what I'm planning to do.

The problem is most cover stories might actually be more worrying.

[windanddragon]

... for like six months?

[windanddragon]

... My mom's not an idiot.

[windanddragon]

She'd kill me.

[windanddragon]

... no? She's perfectly normal?