Worst First Lines Competition ~ ROUND #2 voting & ROUND #3
The Bullwinchester-Lytton Worst First Lines Competition continues... again!!
First, the voting poll is below. My eyes! My eyes! You people... (Actually, I love it. Keep on keepin' on, y'all.)
As I said last time, ticky box your heart out, but remember to only click on the TOP/FIRST box for the line you are voting for.
Second, comment here with your last batch of horrible first lines. This round is open until 11pm EST/8pm PST, when voting for the final round opens, followed by the Bad!Fic FaceOff Of Doom. Don't forget the winner gets 2 months paid LJ time plus some nifty graphics from seergirl! I really would like people to come out and contribute as well - don't be shy! Badness is the name of the game, after all!
Get it? Got it? Good.
Poll Bullwinchester-Lytton Round 2
eta: As we have no winner yet on the poll, I'm lkeaving it open for another hour. Feel free to keep adding your own bad!fic first lines while we're waiting!