The Letter A Day Meme: Day 9, A letter to someone you wish you could meet.
Crap.
Who do I wish I could meet?
Ummm...
Dear Michael K, God of Dlisted.com,
How do you think of this sort of genius...
That story you read about OctoMom whipping a dude in a diaper for money wasn't a nightmare your imagination pushed out while you were passed out from drinking too many Pedialyte and vodkas.
I would never think to take my daughter's Pedialyte and mix it with Vodka. But I will now!! Cold season be damned, I now have the cure all!
As for the rest of everything else you say, I bow to you and your undeniable way with words. I could only hope to one day be made fun of by you, and you alone! Nobody does it better.
At your mercy, and your service,
Candice
dlisted.com
Who do I wish I could meet?
Ummm...
Dear Michael K, God of Dlisted.com,
How do you think of this sort of genius...
That story you read about OctoMom whipping a dude in a diaper for money wasn't a nightmare your imagination pushed out while you were passed out from drinking too many Pedialyte and vodkas.
I would never think to take my daughter's Pedialyte and mix it with Vodka. But I will now!! Cold season be damned, I now have the cure all!
As for the rest of everything else you say, I bow to you and your undeniable way with words. I could only hope to one day be made fun of by you, and you alone! Nobody does it better.
At your mercy, and your service,
Candice
dlisted.com