arrrrr

[willwhitfoot]

There's a hard to reach piece of dry skin on the side of my foot.

Angelica?

This is best done perhaps with your teeth. In my day, people had no teeth, we used the skulls of immigrant mice.

I bet that fat Samwise has a lice comb.

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[samwisegamgee]

No, I don't have one.

And you can't use it.

Um.

Right.

[willwhitfoot]

.. have you lost some weight?

You cruel fucker.

[samwisegamgee]

*runs away*

Ha hahaha! Flea-ridden delinquent!

[willwhitfoot]

Aahahahah! Waddles, more like, hahahahah!

I am amused.

[drogobaggins]

Ha!