arrrrr

[willwhitfoot]

There's a hard to reach piece of dry skin on the side of my foot.

Angelica?

This is best done perhaps with your teeth. In my day, people had no teeth, we used the skulls of immigrant mice.

I bet that fat Samwise has a lice comb.

Comments

[angelicabaggins]

I have servants for that sort of thing.

[willwhitfoot]

Well, where are they?!

And the fish was too bony!

Oh, sorry, wrong year in my head again.

Bah!

Re:

[angelicabaggins]

Here and there.

I will have the cook whipped if he gets the fish wrong again.

[willwhitfoot]

I love you, my little weetabix biscuit.

[samwisegamgee]

No, I don't have one.

And you can't use it.

Um.

Right.

[willwhitfoot]

.. have you lost some weight?

You cruel fucker.

[samwisegamgee]

*runs away*

Ha hahaha! Flea-ridden delinquent!

[willwhitfoot]

Aahahahah! Waddles, more like, hahahahah!