Jun 30, 2005 16:50
bonner: don't read this. if you do, never repeat any of it.
here is my impression of my roommate and his girlfriend.
"dum dee dum, lets sit on the couch all fucking day and eat fatty foods and get fat together and do nothing but watch tv and get fat. we've been dating for over a year now so i have no desire to keep in shape, after all, we love eachother so we're just gonna get fat together and sit around being stupid. why should i try to look nice for my significant other? i'm just gonna sit here, watch VH1, and swell!"