Heil Uberman

[williamtaft]

I'm seriously thinking about becoming a polyphasic sleeper. I've always hated sleeping, and often felt I get the most done when I've napped, allowing me to stay up all night doing semi-productive things. After reading some things, in particular this jackass's blog, it sounds like it's right up my alley. I've already been pretty much biphasic for

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[mari_mari]

Thank god for polygamy, because I am so sick of having to deal with your tiny penis all by myself.

[williamtaft]

There's not enough to go around. One sliver can't prick every finger.

[wearylemur]

with my job it seems i would be the perfect canidate for trying this out.

[williamtaft]

What are you doing now?

[thelastrobot]

I kind of skipped over most of this, but call me when it's time for the circle jerk.

[vote4stephaniek]

mark.
the other night i dreamt about you.
in my dream you were dating a friend of mine.
however, in waking life i have never met this girl.
she was chubby and obnoxious.
here's the catch.
the pinnacle of my dream.
you were a hologram.
you kept appearing and dissapearing like nightcrawler.
except that nightcrawler isn't a hologram.
you get the idea.
anway.
this girl comes to me because she's troubled about the relationship.
she says:

"i just don't undestand. one minute he's there for me. then he's not. i wish he was more consistent. he's never there for me when i need him to be."

i try to convince her that it's not because you're a bad person.
it's because you're a hologram.

[epathamerkerson]

I've never met a hologram I don't like.

Uh oh

[blueduranie]

Mark,
This didn't work for Kramer...
And Uberman was stolen from Nietzsche by the Nazis and used in propaganda.
Let's get together soon.