After getting his run in a little early, Bruce still had plenty of time before his Mythology class. More than enough time, really, to go through some of the voicemails he'd received yesterday and figure out which ones described
actual crimes,
theoretical crimes, and
crimes that were only against fashion. And from there, he needed to weigh the results of the fact that his responses likely didn't go to the right place.
His call to the police about the drug deal by Pizza Planet wasn't a big issue. At worst, whoever received that message would just know that they might want to take a different path to avoid public copulation. He might have to look into the drug part, though. Don't be surprised if he set up a stakeout soon, Fandom. The kitten punching from the second call was most likely a misunderstanding. His tip to the police on that one just meant somebody might be overly prepared for the possibility of kitten-punching. That was hardly a problem.
...The corset thing was a little weird. He had phrased his response to it poorly. Bruce just hoped that anyone who got that message didn't recognize his voice. But really, if the worst thing people could say about him was that he thought wearing a corset made him feel pretty, that wasn't too bad at all. And you know what? He probably could pull one off as well as any guy here. Maybe even better than most.
With those initial thoughts out of the way, Bruce was just going to settle into his desk chair and figure out the best way to work around these issues for a while. Mostly the ones that could be actual crimes. But he may have spent some time on the best way to respond to joke corset gifts if that message went to a prankster.
[OOC: Mostly just a linkdrop, but the post is open if anyone wants to stop by and doesn't mind work-related slowplay from me.]