Tell me--is there anyone who... who remains human?  I mean, I know there are.

Or if you can understand me, even, really.

I'm just hoping it's still a good number.

What on earth are these birds?! And I know the door was shut, so I can’t understand how it got-

[she stops; there’s a swinging sound and a collision of blunt object + bird, and then a thunk of what could be a turkey hitting the ground. She sighs.]

It’s rather ridiculous-how could no one notice the infestation starting in the first place?!

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[SUDDENLY: COUGHING. And it's pretty intense. It goes on for a good ten seconds, before she finally catches her breath, heaving a bit heavily. And when she speaks, her voice is very hoarse and whispery:]

This is ridiculous, just sitting here--

[And then (after another fierce but short cough):]Oh, no! No, this wasn't supposed to be on--how do I ( Read more... )

Excuse me. I hate to be a bother--if I can even figure this device out properly…

Is there anyone who can tell me, or at least perhaps give me a better understanding of just… well, there are a lot of things, I suppose, but… [she groans] Pick one thing to start with, Gwen.For starters-how is any of this possible? The fish transporting us-well, ( Read more... )