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[manazon]

1. Vodka

Comments

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[elfroot]

Are we fighting hyperintelligent goats now? How unexpectedly demeaning.

[manazon]

Careful. If you diss them, they will not just beat you with their hyperintelligence and horns-- They will eat your favorite jacket. They will make you watch them eat your favorite jacket.

[elfroot]

Lucky for me I do not have a favorite jacket! Tell me--does the rampant and overpowering stench of Mabari repel them? It often repels me, for example. Let us hope the goats are as sensitive.

[manazon]

"Mabari" sounds like an import drink. Kind of. Like Corona's half-cousin. If that's what it is, it won't repell me.

Now, about the booze...???

[aveclumiere]

Except not. There is no easy way out, if you couldn't tell by the lack of Q&A and the fact that we've got no say in anything.

[manazon]

3, 4 hours of consciousness in Wonderland and we already got absolute confimration on all THAT? Wowee.

This sounds like Green Arrow cyncism. Is this Green Arrow? Are you going to talk about fascists now? I heard Green Arrow likes to talk about not having a say and also fascists.

[aveclumiere]

You see a big, blinking emergency exit door? No, I didn't think so.

3-4 hours is enough to navigate the entire city boundaries so it's pretty obvious it's not going to be in your face.

Shut up.

[manazon]

3-4 hours is the tourist's walkthrough, bucko. Unless you tell me you've already mulled the sewers and kicked through hollow walls, I'm not convinced. And with my luck, rather than blinking emergency exit door, it'll probably be a portal. A Boom Tube.

...Or something to do with flaming gateways.

You are really quite charming. Did the DOMA drop you in?

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[informational]

I can't say I disapprove with either of these options. Not that I'm much of a fighter, so I'm hoping it's the goat in scenario two.

[manazon]

Hyperintelligent goats.

[informational]

Oh, so they can strategically plan just how to headbutt you in the nuts of optimum pain?

[manazon]

I'd assume. I mean, I've never met a hyperintelligent goat before. Just gorillas. And that sucked pretty much, so I gotta go with my best judgement here.

On another note, you got a 20 on a bar? A Wal-Mart?

...Starbucks?

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[quitewrightly]

...Larry?

[manazon]

Worst comedian ever.

Next!

[quitewrightly]

Oh. I thought you were someone else.

I can't decide whether I'm relieved or...distressed.

[manazon]

It takes all sorts, pal.

What's your status? Civvie? DOMA? A meta?

...One of the dinky happy village folk? Or do they not get the free cell phones?

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[azulescarabajo]

Shouldn't number 10 be 'profit?'

[manazon]

Publisher's Clearing House hasn't showed up yet, I'm afraid.