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[manazon]

1. Vodka
2. No job
3. More vodka
4. Vodka again but only because it was there
5. Faceplant bedroom (??) floor
6. Wake up in Disneyworld 2.0
7. Free Blackberry (smells suspiciously of something I'm gonna just call Disney magic)
8. ZERO satellite signals, GPS useless (when was this new)
9. ????
10. Never liked ending lists on an odd number

Neat.

So who's found the booze on this Sleeping Beauty set? I will drink magical Disney alcohol and wake back up on my bedroom (?? or bathroom) floor.

Or the stupid, undoubtedly evil sorcerer/scientist/hyperintelligent goat will show up, we'll fight it, and bam. Homeward bound. Easy.