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--read through all of it just the other day, and there was nothing that sounded even remotely like--
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Alright, here's a question for you all that has nothing to do with where we are or what happened.
Has anybody come across a book since you've arrived here? It'd be rather old, and the paper has sort of yellowed, and the author was Agnes Nutter. It's very important that I find it as soon as possible.
And....if you've also met a man named Newton Pulsifer, I'd appreciate if you'd let me know. Just don't let him touch one of these "Junogams". He'll only break it.