ONE: complete with flatchested shorties (VOICE)
[muffled fumbling over the speaker before words can be made out.] ...Then, it just says t--Gh! HEY--!
Hand it over, I wanna see what this does!
I'm showing you right nowstoppit! HEY! [a woosh sound.]
You're taking too long! [button mashings.] So how is this supposed to send people messages through this?
[shouted from an over-the-shoulder distance, aggravated:] You're sending one right now!
What-- how'd I do that?!
You're not doing anything but making a mess, so just give i--[muffled via elbow in the face.]
HEY I WAS STILL MESSING WITH IT! [shoving noises. unintelligable elbow-in-face sounds ensue.]
So it's already sending a message? Okay! LISTEN HERE! I NEED TO FIND A RESTAURANT, PRONTO! It's gotta have the best meat in this village and at least six full courses and a dessert! Money is of no option!
[huffily, growling:] Give me THAT! [woosh.] You're wasting time. Restaurants? Honestly...[sigh. post mercifully ended!]
Hand it over, I wanna see what this does!
I'm showing you right nowstoppit! HEY! [a woosh sound.]
You're taking too long! [button mashings.] So how is this supposed to send people messages through this?
[shouted from an over-the-shoulder distance, aggravated:] You're sending one right now!
What-- how'd I do that?!
You're not doing anything but making a mess, so just give i--[muffled via elbow in the face.]
HEY I WAS STILL MESSING WITH IT! [shoving noises. unintelligable elbow-in-face sounds ensue.]
So it's already sending a message? Okay! LISTEN HERE! I NEED TO FIND A RESTAURANT, PRONTO! It's gotta have the best meat in this village and at least six full courses and a dessert! Money is of no option!
[huffily, growling:] Give me THAT! [woosh.] You're wasting time. Restaurants? Honestly...[sigh. post mercifully ended!]