ONE: complete with flatchested shorties (VOICE)

May 22, 2010 22:27

[muffled fumbling over the speaker before words can be made out.] ...Then, it just says t--Gh! HEY--!

Hand it over, I wanna see what this does!

I'm showing you right nowstoppit! HEY! [a woosh sound.]

You're taking too long! [button mashings.] So how is this supposed to send people messages through this?

[shouted from an over-the-shoulder ( Read more... )

zelgadis greywords, lina inverse

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[ audio ] worstvampever May 23 2010, 03:32:02 UTC
OH MY GOD what is wrong with you people.

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[ audio ] chimerad May 23 2010, 03:34:37 UTC
Th--[my pride nooooo--] Blame her!

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[ audio ] worstvampever May 23 2010, 03:41:45 UTC
She's not the only one yelling into the thing now is she.

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[ audio ] chimerad May 23 2010, 03:43:13 UTC
Yes. Yes she is.

[beat.

er.]

...Was. It's not a problem anymore.

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[ audio ] worstvampever May 23 2010, 03:48:00 UTC
[ grumble grumble fff these people here this is going to be the most fun ever whatevs though he's just going to sigh. can you hear him rubbing his forehead? ]

Do you-- Does she get how to use it right, then?

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[ audio ] chimerad May 23 2010, 03:49:48 UTC
[beat.]

More or less.

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[ audio ] worstvampever May 23 2010, 03:59:24 UTC
Good.

[ pause. and maybe a little longer. and then kind of quiet]

Is she really like that? I mean. All the time?

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[ audio ] chimerad May 23 2010, 04:00:23 UTC
[oh my brother you don't know how good it is for you to be quiet.

quieter still:] Basically.

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[ audio ] worstvampever May 23 2010, 04:02:48 UTC
[ horrible knowledge NOTING TO STAY AWAY FROM HER NOW ]

Wow. Just..wow.

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[ audio ] chimerad May 23 2010, 04:07:49 UTC
I found it's better to juULGGHKHHH! [following Lina's "Hold on", strangulation ensues.] KHHA--! LINA!

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[ audio ] fireballed May 23 2010, 04:10:45 UTC
EXCUSE YOU?!

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[ audio ] worstvampever May 23 2010, 04:15:01 UTC
OH MY GOD WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON THERE

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[ audio ] chimerad May 23 2010, 04:18:08 UTC
Hhk-! STOP! Lina, get off! [cough. fidgety sounds. I'M MADE OF ROCK WOMAN THIS ONLY WORKS FOR SO LONG--

thwunk goes the 'gam, falling into the dirt. still broadcasting live! from...zelgadis' feet. and then elle learned to spell.]

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[ audio ] fireballed May 23 2010, 04:23:35 UTC
[she, however, sounds pretty up close because she had the gam in her hand when she started strangling]

NO WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?!

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[ audio ] worstvampever May 23 2010, 04:49:56 UTC
[ silence on Conrad's end. He's not sure if he should cut the connection or make sure this "Lina" hasn't killed the guy. ]

Uh...hello?

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[ audio ] chimerad May 23 2010, 14:53:25 UTC
[grumblegrunt grunt growl, loud footshuffle.] --Off! [thdd.

beat. the gentle breezy woosh of 'gam gettin' picked up goes here!

huff.]

Honestly...

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