Bubblewrap and Tattoos
Friday night I went to Courtney's birthday party. They hired a professional tattoo artist, since she was getting a tattoo for her birthday, and another girl got one too. The rest of us just got temporary tattoos, the ones you'd put on with a washcloth when you were a kid. I'd forgotten how much fun they are! A bunch of us got tramp stamps, me included, but it was a tiny design (a sort of pink smily sun thingy) and it's overshadowed by my glorious rolls of fat. There was a great mixture of boys and girls tats, which was fun. One one arm I have a pretty butterfly, and an eagle with a screwdriver and wrench crossed behind it. My other arm has more butterflies, and my legs have a motorcycle and a pirate skull. Courtney's younger brother gave up some of his personalized tattoos, so I have a dragon that says Michael on my hip. My favorites are the cresent moon designs I have on each boob. I freakin' love my boob moons.
That was pretty fun, but the best part was when Katie showed up with a three-foot diameter roll of bubblewrap, the kind with the giant eyeball-sized bubbles. Ohhhh my god, we had fun with that. Ashley decided it would be a great idea to wrap me and Demia head to toe in it, which it was. It was awkward and hot, but I WAS WRAPPED IN A COCOON OF BUBBLE WRAP. I highly recommend it Then we crashed to the floor and tore our bindings away, and had fun posing in the bubble wrap. I need to know where you can buy giant rolls of this stuff, it's so much fun at parties.
I was talking to Mary and we came up with the best idea ever. We're going to get a bunch of hot women and put them in lingerie, but they won't have normal bras. These will be battle bras, with little morning star maces on them like tassels, and they'll swing them around and fight each other, with their hands tied behind their backs. We'd make so much money! It has something for everyone! (I'm thinking of calling them mammary gland-iators.)
Courtney's birthday tatoo.
Leah in the process of getting tatooo'd.
Mary's boob lizards.
BOOB MOONS.
Tough chick.
Swords on my arm.
Me and Demia in the bubble wrap cocoon.
Yay!
Posing.
Romance novel cover Demia.
All we need to do is photoshop in Fabio.
Seriously, Demia has the BEST facial expressions.
Maggie and Ria on the bottom, then Jackie, Mary, Amber and Ashley in the diagonal line there, Demia, Sheena, me, Courtney in the back, and Leah in the corner.
I went to the play on Saturday night, Crimes of the Heart. They did an amazing job. We have a great theatre department at our school, it's something I'm really proud of. It was a real intimate setting: they had the actors in a smaller space at the back of the stage, we we were all sitting on chairs on the stage itself. I was twenty feet away from the performance, it was a weird experience. And they served delicious cake at the end.