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Crack ideas inspired by Naruto chapter 356 and way to much free time.
infinitefirefly this really is all of your fault.
--Tobi stole some of Kakuzu's thread while he was sleeping to sew his senpai's arm back on (which is now made of chewing gum and explosive clay...Tobi just thought the pretty pink color would look good on DeiDei). Well as Tobi is a good boy so he didnt steal it....he left monopoly money and a cupcake....
--Suigetsu doesnt wear underwear under those tight pants of his...he gets tired of the wedgies...plus its easier to skinny dip and to moon Karin when Sasuke isnt looking when one isnt wearing underwear.
--Karin once stole one of Sasuke's tooth brushes and has made a shrine with it as the centerpiece. Sasuke is convinced that Suigetsu used to to polish his sword.
--Karin is actually 6 inches shorter than she appears...She had lifts put in her boots.
--Part of Suigetsu's morning routine involves filing his teeth to the proper sharpness (if he doesnt, he often gets the urge to chew on trees like a beaver)
-Sasuke's pack isnt filled with clothes...its filled with gel to get that stylish rooster tail. He also spends more time in the mirror than Karin. It takes him a while to perfect his holier than thou Uchiha image and to put on his eyeliner.
-Truth be told..Zetsu is completely naked under his cloak. His dark half likes the feel of the silky cloak over his whole body. His lighter half is rather embarrassed by this. The nakedness is only a problem in the winter when his "petals" get a little bit on the frosty side.
-Itachi spends his spare time practicing ballet. He is very light on his feet. Tobi thinks he looks like an angel when he pirouettes.
-Kisame uses Samehada as a massive back-scratcher.
Now F-listies...What crack theories do you have?...Tell me something interesting, whether it be how Tobi named his teddy bear Deidara or how Renji's tattoos are really stick ons (any fandom I am interested in is fair game)...or maybe that you discovered the meaning of life in belly button lint. Or that the time space continuum is really made of a dirty sock and a lemon duct taped to a wall in Kansas. Whatever you have to say that is spammish or down right odd...let me hear it !
Plus...crack is good for the bunnies.