Okay so I've finished dinner
So I've finished dinner and now I'm three glasses into a bottle of Spanish Champagne.
Yep.
Swearing up a storm at the fucktard ass-hat who's narrating the "Walking the Bible" PBS special, and mixing up words. example: "ass up your foot...damnit!...public community of television...DAMNIT!"
I was going to start the cut later but swearing pretty much negates that idea
Narrator (to local): "why is this area called the spring of moses?"
Me: "why do you think this area is called the 'spring of moses' you dumbfuck?!"
Local: (inner thought: "what an ass-hat...dumbfuck asks me a question like that! here, how about I give him some lovely plants...that cause massive diarrehha...ohhhhh yeahhh"
Narrator: "The Bible says that manna is a gift from God, when you taste it, do you feel like it comes from heaven?" (a little while later) "it tastes like honey!"
Me: Surprise shithead! The Bible says it tastes like honey...and lo... it does! Amazing!
Narrator: "I was struck by how much the desert shapes the peoples that live there."
Me: *headdesk*
He goes to a church, the oldest in the world, where services are held in Byzantine Greek, and wonders if they'd accept pilgrims. What. A. Fucking. RETARD. What I would GIVE to be there right now! And he wonders if he could stay the night?!?!
The accomodations are SIMPLE?! SIMPLE???!!! MONKS + SIMPLE?! YOU F'ING THINK???? NO F'ING WAY!!!!!
AND IT'S UNCHANGED SINCE THE MIDDLE AGES?! WOW!!!
(St. Catherine's, by the way, in case you're interested in the future. Oh god, now he's talking about what's at St. Catherine's... it has a collection of Illuminated manuscript that is second only to the Vatican... and this... this... this putz... he's there?! OH GOD HE'S NOT WEARING GLOVES?! OMG OMG OMG!! Oh, it's a Texan showing him stuff, well nevermind, that's good then.
Oh. My. God. No.
narrator: how much different is this greek from the greek spoken today?
w.
t.
f.
he didn't just ask that question?
They have the oldest complete Bible in existence. And the American monk is putting it all on disk, Digitally photographing manuscripts and... POSTING ON TE INERNET??~! WHERE HWERE HWEERHEJ???!! DRUNK GIBBERISH WHERE?!
FOUND IT!!! http://interoz.com/Egypt/Catherines.htm
And he can "feel the power of faith in the stones?!" Howa bout you feel the power of my foot in your stones huh?!
Y'know what, you are a bitch from Manhattan, shut the fuck up. And please don't get up and bitch at 4 a.m. cause you're present at a ceremony that's been unchanged for thousands of years, k now pumpkin?! The most extrordinary display of faith he's ever seen are monks at a church! WOW, fan=fucking=tastic for you. You sir, are a douche. I seriously doubt whether you're impressed. Or are you just talking to hear yoursel ftalk?
Fuck knows I am. :D It's the "D" word. Oh gosh, he used the word "climactic" and i just giggled.
Anyhow. Kristi. Look at this:
(watch your language, and for goodness sake don't have anything in your mouth!)
Yeah, look... and look closely... yep... uh-huh... yep... :D
Drunk person is going to go yell at the TV now, TA!
Yep.
Swearing up a storm at the fucktard ass-hat who's narrating the "Walking the Bible" PBS special, and mixing up words. example: "ass up your foot...damnit!...public community of television...DAMNIT!"
I was going to start the cut later but swearing pretty much negates that idea
Narrator (to local): "why is this area called the spring of moses?"
Me: "why do you think this area is called the 'spring of moses' you dumbfuck?!"
Local: (inner thought: "what an ass-hat...dumbfuck asks me a question like that! here, how about I give him some lovely plants...that cause massive diarrehha...ohhhhh yeahhh"
Narrator: "The Bible says that manna is a gift from God, when you taste it, do you feel like it comes from heaven?" (a little while later) "it tastes like honey!"
Me: Surprise shithead! The Bible says it tastes like honey...and lo... it does! Amazing!
Narrator: "I was struck by how much the desert shapes the peoples that live there."
Me: *headdesk*
He goes to a church, the oldest in the world, where services are held in Byzantine Greek, and wonders if they'd accept pilgrims. What. A. Fucking. RETARD. What I would GIVE to be there right now! And he wonders if he could stay the night?!?!
The accomodations are SIMPLE?! SIMPLE???!!! MONKS + SIMPLE?! YOU F'ING THINK???? NO F'ING WAY!!!!!
AND IT'S UNCHANGED SINCE THE MIDDLE AGES?! WOW!!!
(St. Catherine's, by the way, in case you're interested in the future. Oh god, now he's talking about what's at St. Catherine's... it has a collection of Illuminated manuscript that is second only to the Vatican... and this... this... this putz... he's there?! OH GOD HE'S NOT WEARING GLOVES?! OMG OMG OMG!! Oh, it's a Texan showing him stuff, well nevermind, that's good then.
Oh. My. God. No.
narrator: how much different is this greek from the greek spoken today?
w.
t.
f.
he didn't just ask that question?
They have the oldest complete Bible in existence. And the American monk is putting it all on disk, Digitally photographing manuscripts and... POSTING ON TE INERNET??~! WHERE HWERE HWEERHEJ???!! DRUNK GIBBERISH WHERE?!
FOUND IT!!! http://interoz.com/Egypt/Catherines.htm
And he can "feel the power of faith in the stones?!" Howa bout you feel the power of my foot in your stones huh?!
Y'know what, you are a bitch from Manhattan, shut the fuck up. And please don't get up and bitch at 4 a.m. cause you're present at a ceremony that's been unchanged for thousands of years, k now pumpkin?! The most extrordinary display of faith he's ever seen are monks at a church! WOW, fan=fucking=tastic for you. You sir, are a douche. I seriously doubt whether you're impressed. Or are you just talking to hear yoursel ftalk?
Fuck knows I am. :D It's the "D" word. Oh gosh, he used the word "climactic" and i just giggled.
Anyhow. Kristi. Look at this:
(watch your language, and for goodness sake don't have anything in your mouth!)
Yeah, look... and look closely... yep... uh-huh... yep... :D
Drunk person is going to go yell at the TV now, TA!