So, yeah. Basically, squirrels hate me.
Dear squirrels of Minnetonka,
I have tried to be patient. I have tried to be reasonable. But I will not stand for this anymore.
I will no longer be the participant in your sick, twisted, x-treme squirrel games. My heart can only almost stop so many times in one day.
I have passed being civil. Let me get straight to the point--if one more of your people thinks that it's a fun game to wait until I drive by and then hop merrily across the road while I screech on the brakes, you know what will happen?
There will be no more braking. I will happily squash the next idiotic little fucker who tries it.
Yours Cordially,
Caitlin Lenox
I'm sorry Great Aunt Josie and Cousin Tom, but I am not a Buddhist. I have been pushed beyond my patience.
I have tried to be patient. I have tried to be reasonable. But I will not stand for this anymore.
I will no longer be the participant in your sick, twisted, x-treme squirrel games. My heart can only almost stop so many times in one day.
I have passed being civil. Let me get straight to the point--if one more of your people thinks that it's a fun game to wait until I drive by and then hop merrily across the road while I screech on the brakes, you know what will happen?
There will be no more braking. I will happily squash the next idiotic little fucker who tries it.
Yours Cordially,
Caitlin Lenox
I'm sorry Great Aunt Josie and Cousin Tom, but I am not a Buddhist. I have been pushed beyond my patience.