Here it is!
So you've all been very patient. Here is the award given to me for my CMST 131 final:
MOST UNIQUELY LIKE YOU
by Matt Zellmer
The subject of our discussion today is a young woman of great class and character...
Now I know what you're thinking, but worry not! For this isn't your average, guilty, everyday, ordinary, ceremony, because it's missing those tired parts where we don't even sing, as well as all of those random presenters who raise rickety drawbridges of boredom, And what's more, she doesnt even serve their kind here...
Okay, so the subject of our discussion ends where she begins and begins again where ends and beginnings are ambiguous things crafting personality traits out of miles and miles of awesome.
She speaks with an aggressive, electrostatic action, using severe intonation to force finely chopped fibers of passion onto pattersns of "ooh" and "ahh" ultimately resulting in standing ovations.
She walks like a free country, with her head held high, and an affinity for thick skin, and now, you'll find her rockin' a plywood lemonade stand with a sign that says "I've got no more lemons, just my opinions, and they're yours for a dime a dozen."
You might call her a free-standing landing pad held together by audience claps and cat's claws, humming to the tune of "let loose" like a freeway running through the middle of classrooms such as this one, gone face-first fact searching for ways to reach the numb minds of people who've turned off ears, and she's carrying breath...well
She's a pocketful of "piss off," and she goes toe-to-toe with the mean blue moon of animal oppression, where she finds herself prancing amongst the great dancers who've quit dancing because she doesnt give up on shit like that.
She draws words in the air with their own literal meanings and proceeds to play them on a three-string guitar of health, happiness, and her heritage, which has now are always and forever will be a reflection of her own individuality...
...and please, dont try to take that from her, 'cause cat's claws ain't even the half of it...
So I'm proud to present the award for "Most Uniquely Like You" which goes to...
Miss Leah Lewkovicz
Tee hee! Words cant begin to describe the manner in which he delivered it...which was, in a word, brilliant. Ask me about it sometime and I'll recite it for you in the best imitation I can give of his way. It was so friggin sweet... =D
Peace!
MOST UNIQUELY LIKE YOU
by Matt Zellmer
The subject of our discussion today is a young woman of great class and character...
Now I know what you're thinking, but worry not! For this isn't your average, guilty, everyday, ordinary, ceremony, because it's missing those tired parts where we don't even sing, as well as all of those random presenters who raise rickety drawbridges of boredom, And what's more, she doesnt even serve their kind here...
Okay, so the subject of our discussion ends where she begins and begins again where ends and beginnings are ambiguous things crafting personality traits out of miles and miles of awesome.
She speaks with an aggressive, electrostatic action, using severe intonation to force finely chopped fibers of passion onto pattersns of "ooh" and "ahh" ultimately resulting in standing ovations.
She walks like a free country, with her head held high, and an affinity for thick skin, and now, you'll find her rockin' a plywood lemonade stand with a sign that says "I've got no more lemons, just my opinions, and they're yours for a dime a dozen."
You might call her a free-standing landing pad held together by audience claps and cat's claws, humming to the tune of "let loose" like a freeway running through the middle of classrooms such as this one, gone face-first fact searching for ways to reach the numb minds of people who've turned off ears, and she's carrying breath...well
She's a pocketful of "piss off," and she goes toe-to-toe with the mean blue moon of animal oppression, where she finds herself prancing amongst the great dancers who've quit dancing because she doesnt give up on shit like that.
She draws words in the air with their own literal meanings and proceeds to play them on a three-string guitar of health, happiness, and her heritage, which has now are always and forever will be a reflection of her own individuality...
...and please, dont try to take that from her, 'cause cat's claws ain't even the half of it...
So I'm proud to present the award for "Most Uniquely Like You" which goes to...
Miss Leah Lewkovicz
Tee hee! Words cant begin to describe the manner in which he delivered it...which was, in a word, brilliant. Ask me about it sometime and I'll recite it for you in the best imitation I can give of his way. It was so friggin sweet... =D
Peace!