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Living in this house could absolutely drive any normal person to insanity!
This is a true story names have not been changed to keep identity revealed: I know most of you have probably heard of Bill Engvall he does the here's your sign sayings well do I have one for you!! So I'm in my bathroom with the door shut and the light on and my grandmother knocks on the door (sound effects:knock knock) you can hear the pee hitting the water in my toilet. My Grandmother(bless her heart she is so old) she says "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" I laugh to myself thinking of the many, many different things I could say that would be very inappropriate.....
My response: "I'm picking up lunch for everyone shouldn't take long bout another minute now!"
no I really didnt say that I said: "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I'M DOING"
OK OK OK so that's not what I said either lol
another story: So the other day she says "I wish you wouldn't throw your clothes on floor I don't know which onoes are dirty or not" ...heehehehehe so I started throwing them in the bathroom closet which hehehe is already entirely too full lol and lol she opens the door hahaha and all the close fly out and I say "OH MY GOSH why did you throw my clothes in the closet you jerk" then I went to my room and slammed the door....true story
HAHAH ok this is funny
If you know me well you know that when it is cold outside I say "It's freezing balls!" not that I have balls but i do know a few people that do and they keep me well informed. Ok so one day (when it's freezing balls outside) I have lindsey over at my house. She is going to eat lunch with me. My dog is in the house (being the ADD terror on ritlin that he is because its freezing balls outside) I step away to my room for a few minutes, still being able to hear the conv. that my Grandmother and my best friend lindsey are having! Much to my horror I hear my GRANDMOTHER SAY "Don't let HOnda outside it's FREEZING BALLS OUT THERE" oh my gosh LOL my grandmother said balls.......
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This is a true story names have not been changed to keep identity revealed: I know most of you have probably heard of Bill Engvall he does the here's your sign sayings well do I have one for you!! So I'm in my bathroom with the door shut and the light on and my grandmother knocks on the door (sound effects:knock knock) you can hear the pee hitting the water in my toilet. My Grandmother(bless her heart she is so old) she says "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" I laugh to myself thinking of the many, many different things I could say that would be very inappropriate.....
My response: "I'm picking up lunch for everyone shouldn't take long bout another minute now!"
no I really didnt say that I said: "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I'M DOING"
OK OK OK so that's not what I said either lol
another story: So the other day she says "I wish you wouldn't throw your clothes on floor I don't know which onoes are dirty or not" ...heehehehehe so I started throwing them in the bathroom closet which hehehe is already entirely too full lol and lol she opens the door hahaha and all the close fly out and I say "OH MY GOSH why did you throw my clothes in the closet you jerk" then I went to my room and slammed the door....true story
HAHAH ok this is funny
If you know me well you know that when it is cold outside I say "It's freezing balls!" not that I have balls but i do know a few people that do and they keep me well informed. Ok so one day (when it's freezing balls outside) I have lindsey over at my house. She is going to eat lunch with me. My dog is in the house (being the ADD terror on ritlin that he is because its freezing balls outside) I step away to my room for a few minutes, still being able to hear the conv. that my Grandmother and my best friend lindsey are having! Much to my horror I hear my GRANDMOTHER SAY "Don't let HOnda outside it's FREEZING BALLS OUT THERE" oh my gosh LOL my grandmother said balls.......
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