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A man goes to see Mel Gibson's new movie, The Passion, and is inspired to take his family to Isreal to see the places where Jesus lived and died.
While on vacation his nagging wife dies. An undertaker in Tel Aviv explains that they can ship the body home to Texas at a cost of $10,000 or the wife could be buried in Israel for $500.
The man says, "We'll ship her home."
The undertaker asks "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."
The man says, "Look 2000 yrs ago they buried a guy here and 3 days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
While on vacation his nagging wife dies. An undertaker in Tel Aviv explains that they can ship the body home to Texas at a cost of $10,000 or the wife could be buried in Israel for $500.
The man says, "We'll ship her home."
The undertaker asks "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."
The man says, "Look 2000 yrs ago they buried a guy here and 3 days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."