Conversation with a crucifix

[wild_caroc]

So I was sitting, looking at Jesus hanging there and Jesus was looking back at me and he said "Why do you not follow me? Can't you see what I have done for you? What I have suffered for you? Are you so ungrateful?" And I looked back and Jesus and I said "I know that you have suffered for me, but I cannot follow you. I cannot follow anyone. It would

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[anonymous]

I tried speaking with Jesus once, but I don't speak any Arabic tongues.

[obsidian_t_k]

Sorry, that was me. Forgot to log in.