Conversation with a crucifix
So I was sitting, looking at Jesus hanging there and Jesus was looking back at me and he said "Why do you not follow me? Can't you see what I have done for you? What I have suffered for you? Are you so ungrateful?" And I looked back and Jesus and I said "I know that you have suffered for me, but I cannot follow you. I cannot follow anyone. It would be dishonest." And Jesus said "Very well, if that is what you must do then go with my blessing."