the gospel occording to me: cool shmool is back in business
jamie decided she's redevoting her life to the good god of debauchery, but working around st. john's well...saintliness... will be intersting. she's training herself not to cuss by talking to his brother. for practice of course. in the wise words of meatloaf himself: "i would do anything for love." it's cute how much she likes him. and he's not a 19 yearold crack smoking boy with a pervey brother who doesn't know what he wants to do with his life.
AMEN!
in other world news: the cardinals are buying their sweet time picking a new pope. we're also playing 'who wants to be a millionaire en español' tomorrow. it's bound to be pretty funny cuz i told miss garcia that she had to be a spanish/italian female version of regis philbin. which will be SOoOooO funny. and on top of everything, mr. grimes will be there. watching. good times. people are lining up 5 weeks before the actual movie opens to get tickets for star wars:revenge of the sithe. nuff' said. today, i told katie she was hypocritical for thinking lesbians were "gross and unnatural" but thinking gay men sex was a turn on. she went ape on me. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DO THINGS LIKE THAT!
this was in jordan's away message once. i cut and pasted it into word so i could have it on hand for occasions such as these. it's the best quote from donnie darko in my opinion:
and as for whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldnt happen. Smurfs are asexual. They dont even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's whats so illogical,you know, about being a Smurf. Whats the point of living if you dont have a dick?
GENIUS. I had a nightmere about papa smurf and ray curry last night. *shutters* as i recall, ray was papa smurfs sex slave. he was forced to wear his tu-tu the entire time. it was really upsetting. then there was a house fire, and my harp died. it was one weird dream.
we're knights of the round table, irish dancers make better lovers, trekkies are the coolest people in the galaxy, use a coaster, and mini golf is a contact sport
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AMEN!
in other world news: the cardinals are buying their sweet time picking a new pope. we're also playing 'who wants to be a millionaire en español' tomorrow. it's bound to be pretty funny cuz i told miss garcia that she had to be a spanish/italian female version of regis philbin. which will be SOoOooO funny. and on top of everything, mr. grimes will be there. watching. good times. people are lining up 5 weeks before the actual movie opens to get tickets for star wars:revenge of the sithe. nuff' said. today, i told katie she was hypocritical for thinking lesbians were "gross and unnatural" but thinking gay men sex was a turn on. she went ape on me. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DO THINGS LIKE THAT!
this was in jordan's away message once. i cut and pasted it into word so i could have it on hand for occasions such as these. it's the best quote from donnie darko in my opinion:
and as for whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldnt happen. Smurfs are asexual. They dont even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's whats so illogical,you know, about being a Smurf. Whats the point of living if you dont have a dick?
GENIUS. I had a nightmere about papa smurf and ray curry last night. *shutters* as i recall, ray was papa smurfs sex slave. he was forced to wear his tu-tu the entire time. it was really upsetting. then there was a house fire, and my harp died. it was one weird dream.
we're knights of the round table, irish dancers make better lovers, trekkies are the coolest people in the galaxy, use a coaster, and mini golf is a contact sport
this broadacast was brought to you by the letter Q