Oct 23, 2006 20:35
(Mr. Arts' room is lovingly decorated by his fellow teachers in pink and white, with stuffed bunnies and rainbows and so on...on his door is a large sign that says "Every 'Bunny' Missed You!")
Student: Wow, Mr. Arts, all those stuffed bunnies sure are cute!
Mr. Arts: I think they'd make better targets for my shotgun.
Wow, we missed Mr. Arts bad.