The religion section was amazing! So many things I didn't know about Christianity...
I started beating off during the guy's speech about being controlled by "the tube". Fucking incedible. I was like, "No! Stop! Please! I can't handle any more truth! For the love of god, hurl a harmless lie my way! I'm being bukkaked with truth here, man!"
The end was whatever term is above "fucking incredible". Godly? I can't listen to that Bill Hicks "Message" while driving anymore cuz there was this one time with a sort of soup of delight and "just a ride" and masturbation and excessive speed and highway overpasses and loss of control and it was just bad night. I missed the overpass, but ended up in a ditch with a Bill Hicks CD impaled into my thigh and jizz coating literally EVERYTHING in the car EXCEPT for the kleenex i had previously had ready. The steering wheel, the gear shift, the rear-view mirror... A few drops even got onto the exhaust pipe somehow. That's gotta be skill or something. But yeah, no more Bill Hicks while driving.
The religion section was amazing! So many things I didn't know about Christianity...
I started beating off during the guy's speech about being controlled by "the tube". Fucking incedible. I was like, "No! Stop! Please! I can't handle any more truth! For the love of god, hurl a harmless lie my way! I'm being bukkaked with truth here, man!"
The end was whatever term is above "fucking incredible". Godly? I can't listen to that Bill Hicks "Message" while driving anymore cuz there was this one time with a sort of soup of delight and "just a ride" and masturbation and excessive speed and highway overpasses and loss of control and it was just bad night. I missed the overpass, but ended up in a ditch with a Bill Hicks CD impaled into my thigh and jizz coating literally EVERYTHING in the car EXCEPT for the kleenex i had previously had ready. The steering wheel, the gear shift, the rear-view mirror... A few drops even got onto the exhaust pipe somehow. That's gotta be skill or something. But yeah, no more Bill Hicks while driving.
And, uh, yeah. Good find.
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