Maelstrom 4: No Refunds
- Just a quick disclaimer: you *probably* won't turn into some unspeakable hybrid-race abomination...
- They won't be done immediately. They're still making phys-reps. *Horrible* phys-reps...
- I've never had to ask this before. What sex do you want to be?
- If I ask you why you're a wemic, do we need to have a long conversation about why I'm an ophidian?
- What happens if one of those three-eyed people gets turned undead? Do they have a soul symbol written across their eye? I imagine that'd limit visability.
- -Apparently I have bits on my front and that makes me female. The bits produce milk. -So do the males produce coffee?
- -What are you doing this season. -I don't know. I was meant to be teaching but I can't teach the skills I have; I was meant to be learning but I can't learn of the stuff I was planning, and I was planning to grow stuff but I don't think I can do that.
- -Don't worry. Even if you bit yourself, you should be fine. No one venomous would be able to poison themselves. -[Two dryads simultaineously] You *say* that...
- You're an ophidian. You should totally have sex with Haley. {Repeated a worrying number of times to a worryingly large number of people.
- So the eidolons are angry because people are scared of undead when they should be scared of the gods? Can't I be scared of both? I have plenty of scared for both.
- Any chance you could give us that map before you go and try all those interesting drugs? It's probably nothing, but we have a bit of a track record of people dropping dead right before they're meant to tell us where this place is.
-Are you undead or something?
-NO! I'd have thought the scales and fangs would be a giveaway about the whole ophidian thing.
So I had a really great event. Probably the best one I've had with this character. I did so many stupid things in the name of science! It was awesome! I still have plenty of lack-of-common sense saved up.
Am really sad we only have a year left.
This means the pace pf plan further-lack-of-common-sense must be stepped up. The main reason I haven't done more is because I didn't want to get my character killed / totally piss off all her friends. But with the time-limit, the getting killed part doesn't matter so much. Also one of her friends seems to have guessed plan further-lack-of-common-sense and doesn't seem to be bothered, while a new acquaintance seems to have remarkably convergent ideas :D