the real world
i have been living in the real world and out of me computing element of knowing all existance by looking into a stupid screen...welllllll i think i am still the same..less witty but my boobs have grown from the birth control but i like it better that way anyways..ahhhh real world and it's not even something to do with MTV, let's see some of the real world things that i have been doing..well i still make fun of minorities uhhhh i still have crazy hand gestures that don't make any sense...but just ask micheal j fox why LOOK YOU ASSHOLES MY BRAIN IS GOING TO SWELL UP AND I AM GOING TO DIE FROM THIS SO THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS TOLERATE A FEW HAND MOTIONS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH JACKING OFF ARRRRRRRGG..ahhhh i love acting mad over and making everybody think i am mad when im not...well in the real world i have learned to talk to people normaly..i may have to revert back to the internet to get my juice back, im acting like a real person these days and boy is it neat..i sat on the couch today like a real person and i didnt shower like a real person...the only way to save my computer like sanity of making everything in the universe into a joke is to watch more conan obrian..ahhhh that man is a slice of heaven..what else have i been doing.uhhh im sure nobody wants to hear about it because everybody hates hearing crap like that probably because they sit around wishing for it but im still drunk on love annnnd when i think i level off to a point were i can be sane and accept the state of love i am in i suddenly become deeper in love and then i try to get my sanity and when i do i become deeper...when i will reach nirvana i don't know, im probably already there and i have to reach the nirvana from nirvana that nobody talks about because they havnt been to nirvana yet sooooooo uhhhhhh yes the suz is great..i mean im lying i hate her..i hate you suzy why can't you put your head under a miata wheel? awww that would be the best way to go..no i realy do love you sheesh...i went to abuelos tonight to see her..i actualy talked to her this time last time i just sat and stared...though before i was about to leave i didnt hear what suzy/dottie said because some punk ass biatch said something about my hand gestures and i couldnt think of a witty comeback....all i could say was uhhhh im retarded..which would normaly make perfect sense except it didnt? what i should have said was uhhh im dying of cancer and im so weak..well obviously that girl got humped by her father one too many times and can't understand that some people are weird and act weird (read:gay) little did she know that i went to preschool with her and she was the girl that got sent home for showing the class her penis. and then dottie said something i think she said "ill call you later" but i didnt hear her and all the hostesses were staring at me and i didnt know what to do and the girl that is a genius and makes perfect hand gestures was festering in my mind as satan and i got scared and i shat myself and dottie could have said call me later but i wont because ill be expecting her to call me and she will be expecting me to call her and adfjapdsoifjpakdsjf she will roast my anus and ill have her head on a stake..damn you satan for distracting me from the graceful words of dottie..awwwwwwwwwwww i love you suzy...i cant wait to go back to abuelos wearing a pink bikini limping my wrists too and fro in front of that bastards face (the satan worshipping genius girl with a penis but managed to have an operation when she was 8 but still equally a dyke)..weeeeeeeee..ok i didnt really even care but crap it did give me something to write about and i have a lack of things to write about these days so pee pee 5-one doo doo