Formula One Big Mother Fucking Shitty Vehicular Objects
so i got woken-up by my dog whom i suspect is sleep-talking or sleep-woofing. i can't get back to sleep cos some idiots just like to show-off their rides to the rest of the world by revving their engines so hard as they drive by.
i got out to the window to see what cars make the most irritating noises.
i thought the malaysian protons were causing all the noise. i was wrong.
every bit of noise was caused by true-blue singaporeans with their modified junks. knn.
suddenly i thought of this:
CORNERING
1) Normal driver: getting the vehicle through a bend at a speed that is safe to himself and other road users
2) Professional racer: getting the vehicle through a bend at the fastest speed possible without losing control of the vehicle
3) Ah Beng: getting the vehicle through a bend at any speed and as long as it makes a lot of noise by wasting his tyres to the tarmac
i got out to the window to see what cars make the most irritating noises.
i thought the malaysian protons were causing all the noise. i was wrong.
every bit of noise was caused by true-blue singaporeans with their modified junks. knn.
suddenly i thought of this:
CORNERING
1) Normal driver: getting the vehicle through a bend at a speed that is safe to himself and other road users
2) Professional racer: getting the vehicle through a bend at the fastest speed possible without losing control of the vehicle
3) Ah Beng: getting the vehicle through a bend at any speed and as long as it makes a lot of noise by wasting his tyres to the tarmac