Memetastic
Stolen from redstatelesbian
Question: how do you pronounce 'meme'?
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Little scratch on my left wrist: I got sad when all my kitty-scratch marks faded when I had to get rid of my cat, so I basically didn't let the last one go away. It's been four years, and it's still there. Maybe some day I'll let it fade, but I haven't touched it in at least 2 years and it's still fairly visible.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Sadly, not very much. I never did get to the point where I put all of my pretty stuff up on the walls here. I have two paintings, a silver mask, a Che Guevara "Hasta la victoria siempre" flag that belongs to my roommate (my room is the living room) and my kitty clock which hasn't had charged batteries in it in like 4 months.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
This. It's hot.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
A lot of it.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Not really.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Stability and peace. But that's only because I have everything else.
7. WHO DO YOU MISS?
No one actually come to mind because any eligible candidates either I've come to terms with not being able to/not caring to see them, or I've seen them recently.
8. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
Joy
9. THE BEST TV SHOW EVER CREATED:
This is not a 100%, but if I had to pick one, Star Trek TNG (I prefer the later seasons to the earlier ones)
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Depends on if I feel confident that I know what's going on around me or not. And I tend to dislike being in the dark when awake. I always have lights on, until I lay down in bed.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Really? Myself. Another's actions sparked the crying perhaps, but it was myself who made me cry. (It was good crying, by the way.)
14. WHAT HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX:
Whatever looks best on them.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
Coffeeeeeeeee. I've been known to caress warm coffee cups in ways that are more than a little obscene.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Beef and mushrooms.
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I ate half of a burger and some green beans and then a dr. pepper float before leaving work, so right now if I could eat anything it would be NEGATIVE FOOD. (I guess that's throwing up, but, that's nasty.)
19. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU MAD?
These kids that came in today with a coupon book wich gives them one free appetizer from bennigan's per month, up to 8.99. They ordered an appetizer slightly over that and a dr. pepper and a water. They tipped me .85 cents, AND THEN circled my name and wrote 'cool name'. WHAT THE HELL. Telling me that my absolutely totally conventional and common first name that I am completely indifferent about is 'cool' DOES NOT make up for tipping me EIGHT FIVE CENTS. I REALLY, really, REALLY, wanted to find that kid and punch him in the face.
20. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?
I would probably say something derogatory about my spanish skills here, besides that today I TOTALLY owned this mouthy cook when I asked him to split a sandwich onto two plates, as per I had put on the ticket today.He says 'no speak inglesh, you gotta say spanish' (which, he does speak english) so I totally busted out with 'DOS PLATOS, POR FAVOR' and then he just put two plates on the counter, and looked at me and then I said 'pone a la plato, por favor' and he totally did it for me. That's slightly wrong still, I know, but it's about as correct as their english generally is.
22. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE?
Yup.
25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
My bike.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
I'd like to say no, but my record proves otherwise. If I knew before meeting them at all, I'd like to say that I wouldn't fall for them.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Depends on the person and what they mean to you.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
"A number from one to a hundred."
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
I think we went over this, depends on the person.
32 WHO IS THE ONE NUMBER PERSON YOU CALL OFTEN?
I ... don't really. Phone < aim < face to face, is how the hierarchy goes for me. So phone is really only for basic correspondance 'yeah, I'll be there in ten minutes' kinda thing. Actually, I think in the last week I called WaMu more than anyone else.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Houston's crappy public transportation system.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE U.S.?
Yeah, but not out of houston.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
It can at times be a strength, but I overanalyze everything. EVERYTHING. Main cause of this is that I talk way too much.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yeah, when I was eight or so I think. "Is your refrigerator running?"
39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS?
Reading my friend's list. (duh)
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Because courtney is awesome, and it's not a bad survey.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
In no particular order: tits, eyes, hips, and my ability to generally handle shit.
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Well, as I'm not yet 21 probably much the same as I do now: only drink at home on rare occasions when I can somehow get my hands on a bottle of white wine.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
In reference to the last question: to get drunk. Other than that, fuck I don't know. Cool shit, for sure.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
No, but my middle name was chosen because I was supposedly a 'gift from god' [read: accident].
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
No, but I like looking at them anyway.
49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
Saturday in a park in downtown. I'm stressed about stuff, but I wasn't alone, so it was good.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I'd like it more if I could always tell what it was supposed to mean five minutes after I write stuff down. It tends to degrade itself into random squiggles which only have meaning in that instant when I get busy.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Changes, I like to try different things, but genreally: turkey.
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
I'm a bit of a pyro.
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
I don't really have any CDs on any shelf, but on my computer, probably A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOURSELF?
I AM friends with myself.
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
Yeah, but generally not anything from anyone who has any reason to trust me.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
They do, but they aren't independent of other things.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER?
Generally I mutter obscenities to myself under my breath, or if I have a willing audience I spout off a little to them, not expecting any actual consolation.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
I don't know that I have one right now, though that's not to say that there aren't people who make me feel very at home in their home.
59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
On a surface level, yes, on a deeper level, no.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
A stuffed bear that I got on my second birthday. I called him Two Bear, because I was two when I got him. I've always been ridiculously logical.
62. HOW MANY LIES DO YOU TELL IN THE AVERAGE WEEK?
Considering that I'm a waitress, a lot. Enough said.
63. IF YOU WERE KING/QUEEN FOR A DAY WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU WOULD DO?
Haha, probably freak out. But five minutes later, I might start thinking about what I could do that would take effect in a day that would make a difference, and then do it.
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
No :/
68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Fuck no, when I get home from work, everything just kind of falls off by some force unknown to me.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Anything which has a healthy mixture of vanilla and milkchocolate.
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
FF0066 and greys. And other bright colors.
73. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC BAND?
Metric, Le Tigre, or Ladytron.
74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
All of them, and I don't have insurance so, that's not changing anytime soon.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Veruca Salt - Forsythia
77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
dr. pepper ice cream float.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
He who shall remain nameless.
79. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Overall disposition.
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG:
Currently, Samson by Regina Spektor
82. FAVORITE DRINK?
This could go either (a)alcoholic or (b)non-alcoholic, so a=white wine, and b=citrus drop (kroger off brand mountain dew).
83. ZODIAC SIGN?
Cusp scorpio/sagitarius
84. FAVORITE SPORT?
Apparently, biking.
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
The most exciting shade of brown in existence.
86. EYE COLOR?
Blue/grey.
87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
I have some reading glasses that I never wear.
88. SIBLINGS?
empress_monique. SHE'S IN SWEDEN.
89. FAVORITE MONTH(s)
April and October.
90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
I tried it, it's okay but it's really not economically viable.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
The Fountainhead on DVD. <3<3<3<3
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
The one where everything goes perfectly.
93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
In person, generally. On teh intarweb, never.
95. FAVORITE SEASON?
Fall
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
BOTH. Simultaneously.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Definately not one night stands. Relationships, though they don't always HAVE to be serious. Some people I prefer to keep things casual
97. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
People who like answering questions such as these.
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
People who don't like answering questions such as these OR people who don't really pay attention to my lj enough click on cuts.
99. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME AND NOT DO SOMETHING YOU DID, WHAT WOULD IT BE AND WOULD YOU?
I wouldn't have left my comfty computer chair at my mom's apartment. *curses plastic chair*
100. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW?
Words aren't really important, but yeah something like that, for sure.
PS-there are a few typos spattered all over this gargantuan meme, and having just wasted all this time on a 100 question meme, I don't really have the time to go back and find all these spelling errors. So yeah, excuse the sloppiness.
Question: how do you pronounce 'meme'?
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Little scratch on my left wrist: I got sad when all my kitty-scratch marks faded when I had to get rid of my cat, so I basically didn't let the last one go away. It's been four years, and it's still there. Maybe some day I'll let it fade, but I haven't touched it in at least 2 years and it's still fairly visible.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Sadly, not very much. I never did get to the point where I put all of my pretty stuff up on the walls here. I have two paintings, a silver mask, a Che Guevara "Hasta la victoria siempre" flag that belongs to my roommate (my room is the living room) and my kitty clock which hasn't had charged batteries in it in like 4 months.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
This. It's hot.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
A lot of it.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Not really.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Stability and peace. But that's only because I have everything else.
7. WHO DO YOU MISS?
No one actually come to mind because any eligible candidates either I've come to terms with not being able to/not caring to see them, or I've seen them recently.
8. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
Joy
9. THE BEST TV SHOW EVER CREATED:
This is not a 100%, but if I had to pick one, Star Trek TNG (I prefer the later seasons to the earlier ones)
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Depends on if I feel confident that I know what's going on around me or not. And I tend to dislike being in the dark when awake. I always have lights on, until I lay down in bed.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Really? Myself. Another's actions sparked the crying perhaps, but it was myself who made me cry. (It was good crying, by the way.)
14. WHAT HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX:
Whatever looks best on them.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
Coffeeeeeeeee. I've been known to caress warm coffee cups in ways that are more than a little obscene.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Beef and mushrooms.
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I ate half of a burger and some green beans and then a dr. pepper float before leaving work, so right now if I could eat anything it would be NEGATIVE FOOD. (I guess that's throwing up, but, that's nasty.)
19. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU MAD?
These kids that came in today with a coupon book wich gives them one free appetizer from bennigan's per month, up to 8.99. They ordered an appetizer slightly over that and a dr. pepper and a water. They tipped me .85 cents, AND THEN circled my name and wrote 'cool name'. WHAT THE HELL. Telling me that my absolutely totally conventional and common first name that I am completely indifferent about is 'cool' DOES NOT make up for tipping me EIGHT FIVE CENTS. I REALLY, really, REALLY, wanted to find that kid and punch him in the face.
20. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?
I would probably say something derogatory about my spanish skills here, besides that today I TOTALLY owned this mouthy cook when I asked him to split a sandwich onto two plates, as per I had put on the ticket today.He says 'no speak inglesh, you gotta say spanish' (which, he does speak english) so I totally busted out with 'DOS PLATOS, POR FAVOR' and then he just put two plates on the counter, and looked at me and then I said 'pone a la plato, por favor' and he totally did it for me. That's slightly wrong still, I know, but it's about as correct as their english generally is.
22. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE?
Yup.
25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
My bike.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
I'd like to say no, but my record proves otherwise. If I knew before meeting them at all, I'd like to say that I wouldn't fall for them.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Depends on the person and what they mean to you.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
"A number from one to a hundred."
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
I think we went over this, depends on the person.
32 WHO IS THE ONE NUMBER PERSON YOU CALL OFTEN?
I ... don't really. Phone < aim < face to face, is how the hierarchy goes for me. So phone is really only for basic correspondance 'yeah, I'll be there in ten minutes' kinda thing. Actually, I think in the last week I called WaMu more than anyone else.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Houston's crappy public transportation system.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE U.S.?
Yeah, but not out of houston.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
It can at times be a strength, but I overanalyze everything. EVERYTHING. Main cause of this is that I talk way too much.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yeah, when I was eight or so I think. "Is your refrigerator running?"
39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS?
Reading my friend's list. (duh)
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Because courtney is awesome, and it's not a bad survey.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
In no particular order: tits, eyes, hips, and my ability to generally handle shit.
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Well, as I'm not yet 21 probably much the same as I do now: only drink at home on rare occasions when I can somehow get my hands on a bottle of white wine.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
In reference to the last question: to get drunk. Other than that, fuck I don't know. Cool shit, for sure.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
No, but my middle name was chosen because I was supposedly a 'gift from god' [read: accident].
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
No, but I like looking at them anyway.
49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
Saturday in a park in downtown. I'm stressed about stuff, but I wasn't alone, so it was good.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I'd like it more if I could always tell what it was supposed to mean five minutes after I write stuff down. It tends to degrade itself into random squiggles which only have meaning in that instant when I get busy.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Changes, I like to try different things, but genreally: turkey.
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
I'm a bit of a pyro.
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
I don't really have any CDs on any shelf, but on my computer, probably A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOURSELF?
I AM friends with myself.
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
Yeah, but generally not anything from anyone who has any reason to trust me.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
They do, but they aren't independent of other things.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER?
Generally I mutter obscenities to myself under my breath, or if I have a willing audience I spout off a little to them, not expecting any actual consolation.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
I don't know that I have one right now, though that's not to say that there aren't people who make me feel very at home in their home.
59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
On a surface level, yes, on a deeper level, no.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
A stuffed bear that I got on my second birthday. I called him Two Bear, because I was two when I got him. I've always been ridiculously logical.
62. HOW MANY LIES DO YOU TELL IN THE AVERAGE WEEK?
Considering that I'm a waitress, a lot. Enough said.
63. IF YOU WERE KING/QUEEN FOR A DAY WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU WOULD DO?
Haha, probably freak out. But five minutes later, I might start thinking about what I could do that would take effect in a day that would make a difference, and then do it.
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
No :/
68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Fuck no, when I get home from work, everything just kind of falls off by some force unknown to me.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Anything which has a healthy mixture of vanilla and milkchocolate.
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
FF0066 and greys. And other bright colors.
73. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC BAND?
Metric, Le Tigre, or Ladytron.
74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
All of them, and I don't have insurance so, that's not changing anytime soon.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Veruca Salt - Forsythia
77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
dr. pepper ice cream float.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
He who shall remain nameless.
79. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Overall disposition.
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG:
Currently, Samson by Regina Spektor
82. FAVORITE DRINK?
This could go either (a)alcoholic or (b)non-alcoholic, so a=white wine, and b=citrus drop (kroger off brand mountain dew).
83. ZODIAC SIGN?
Cusp scorpio/sagitarius
84. FAVORITE SPORT?
Apparently, biking.
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
The most exciting shade of brown in existence.
86. EYE COLOR?
Blue/grey.
87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
I have some reading glasses that I never wear.
88. SIBLINGS?
empress_monique. SHE'S IN SWEDEN.
89. FAVORITE MONTH(s)
April and October.
90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
I tried it, it's okay but it's really not economically viable.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
The Fountainhead on DVD. <3<3<3<3
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
The one where everything goes perfectly.
93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
In person, generally. On teh intarweb, never.
95. FAVORITE SEASON?
Fall
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
BOTH. Simultaneously.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Definately not one night stands. Relationships, though they don't always HAVE to be serious. Some people I prefer to keep things casual
97. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
People who like answering questions such as these.
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
People who don't like answering questions such as these OR people who don't really pay attention to my lj enough click on cuts.
99. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME AND NOT DO SOMETHING YOU DID, WHAT WOULD IT BE AND WOULD YOU?
I wouldn't have left my comfty computer chair at my mom's apartment. *curses plastic chair*
100. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW?
Words aren't really important, but yeah something like that, for sure.
PS-there are a few typos spattered all over this gargantuan meme, and having just wasted all this time on a 100 question meme, I don't really have the time to go back and find all these spelling errors. So yeah, excuse the sloppiness.