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So we were clothes shopping the other day and Paul was looking for new underwear. He was taking forever picking some out so I started looking around and saw the cool underoos and superhero underwear for little boys. I remembered wearing them when I was little and they were so much fun so I thought maybe they made them for big people. The only non-plain underwear that wal-mart had were ugly boxers that had shit like "big daddy" or Homer Simpson or stupid stuff like that so I was sad. I figured I would be able to find them online and as I searched today I was hugely disappointed. I found out that back in 2001 fruit of the loom, after a huge desire from the public, released adult sized underoos and such, only to discontinue them in less than a year. WTF! I kept searching for something similar but the closest I found were cute print underwear but they were super expensive, like $30 for one pair, and they still are not what I want. Fruit of the Loom must have some kind of patent on these underwear because no one else makes them. It was crazy to see how many sad people there are in the world looking for fun underwear but I now know how they feel - it was a huge disappointment to know that they made them at one time but not anymore. If only I had known back then - I would have bought thousands of pairs and horded them and now I could be selling them for like $100 each. Anyway - I know it is just underwear but I want them; so in a desperate attempt - if anyone out there knows of some place where I could find these please let me know. Or maybe I need a business partner (AKA someone rich) to go into business with me and we could make millions.