why I cant find a girlfriend
So I was away at the weekend with some friends and on Saturday we went on a night out in town. So during the night I went outside with my friend while she had a smoke and while we were chatting an old school friend of her's came over to us. This friend is a gay and was talking about how she'd just been dumped by her girlfriend, etc.....So anyway it somehow managed to lead to this conversation. My friend is Lisa.
Lisa to her friend:So you wouldn't think she's gay (pointing to me)
Me:Lisa, shut up (glaring at her because it was her not so suble way of saying your both single, so get together)
Her friend:Your winding me up, she's not gay
Lisa:She is, tell her Laura
Me:I am, she's not joking
Lisa's friend: Well you dont look it
Lisa: I know, she such a girl
Her friend:Wow, I cant believe your gay
So the moral of the story is I'm apparently to much of a girl to be gay, now I know there is logic in there somewhere if someone would care to explain it to me!
Lisa to her friend:So you wouldn't think she's gay (pointing to me)
Me:Lisa, shut up (glaring at her because it was her not so suble way of saying your both single, so get together)
Her friend:Your winding me up, she's not gay
Lisa:She is, tell her Laura
Me:I am, she's not joking
Lisa's friend: Well you dont look it
Lisa: I know, she such a girl
Her friend:Wow, I cant believe your gay
So the moral of the story is I'm apparently to much of a girl to be gay, now I know there is logic in there somewhere if someone would care to explain it to me!