I had to have a pep talk with my razor this morning. Apparently, it was feeling a little dull and there was this ONE underarm stubble hair that it just wouldn't cut. I said, "Now razor...I know you're feeling dull today, but are you going to let a little stubble hair GET YOU??? NO! Now go out there and cut it to the core ( Read more... )

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We're all just dumbfounded. We can't believe it.

It's absolute insanity, I TELL YOU!

*sigh*

I don't like it.

Make it stop.

Many of you have noticed our new and exciting landscape plantings this year! This summer you seem to see them EVERYWHERE! We are so proud that these new and exciting varieties have taken off! Many people are asking me where they can get these exciting varieties and what they are ( Read more... )

I wanna be a bear ( Read more... )

Okay, so it's friday afternoon. I'm here by myself, bored out of my pea-picking mind (as if my mind COULD pick peas but that's a whole 'nuther posting!) and wondering why it's so FRICKING hot in here! yeesh ( Read more... )

Oy vey. I've had WAYYYY to much caffeine today. I'm literally goofy and my co-workers wonder why I'm squirmy today!

*sigh*

Oh, btw, Mr. Bailey...(if you read this)..I am still awaiting that SPANKING!

:p

*flounces out*