Dear World,

Oh Ye Gods! A thousand pissed-off spiders join in my anguished cry to the heavens!

I was peacefully lazing in my bed, having not been able to get back to sleep, because my Father called and god, I should have taken it as a sign. And I was having interesting thoughts about liking "sandwiches" as a food, but not in my main ( Read more... )

  My brother is leaving on a 3 week trip tomorrow. For NYC. I'm expecting to momentarily forget, and for them to be back in no time (he + his GF). I also expect my computer to start coughing up blood around week 1 and to have killed their love-child (pet parrot named "Frankie") by week 2, by week 3 my mother shall have grown disconsolate having no ( Read more... )