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I HAVE STUFF I WANNA SAY, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY - (a hilarious extract)

The Retraining Pits

David Abraham stepped adverb out into the adjective sunshine, and admired Doktor Improbable's body part. "Ah," he sighed, "That's an adjective sight."

Doktor Improbable climbed off the noun and walked adverb across the grass to ( Read more... )

SOMETIMES,

THERE ARE NO WORDS.

It's best just to put down the flame-thrower, and just walk away. Times like those it's apparent that one is dealing with a madness far more sinister and fucked-up than any sane person could possibly anticipate.

I'm talking of course (heh) about STEPHENIE MEYER.

Demon Sue-thor Author of the "Twilight" series - who has ( Read more... )

Is it possible to have your stomach removed?

Google apparently thinks I'm asking for "gastric-bypass" info. No, I just want the whole thing removed. See: "Why Robots Are Better Than You."

My stomach is Painsville and it's tornado season.

Especially when I'm sleepy. Like all the other side-effects of my meds; it seems to get a +50 PWR boost from PMDD ( Read more... )

Fandom can sometimes be a fucked up place. Usually I like to stay on the funnier side of things, occasionally I get in the mood for some serious stuff, but I don't 'think' I bitch too much in public forums.

I say think, cause I may in fact do this and not be conscious of it. Perception, it's a bitch.

For whatever reason, maybe because of it's sheer ( Read more... )

Wow. I recently posted an entry (first time) over at 
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