Title: Another Instalment of the CALIDORNIA Drabble Series
Author: wICKEDjOY
Characters: The good people of Calidornia
Rating: PG-13
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I Wish They All Could Be... - 150 words
“The Goddess is in pain!”
The Elder’s voice shatters the peace, her anguish almost palpable in thick summer heat. The villagers are distraught.
“What has happened?” asks one.
The Elder hangs her head, the weight of the truth sitting heavy on her shoulders. Damn the cursed Kettlebell!
“She has once again bravely grappled with That Which Must Not Be Named.”
A tremor passes through the congregation. They know all too well the Pure Evil that she speaks of.
The Elder suddenly looks up to the heaven’s, to clouds of unshed amethyst tears, and passes out.
As the other villagers rush to revive her, the second in command manages to read out the rest of the message to an increasingly worried crowd.
A mental image of the Goddess in a bikini slowly filters through the minds of those present... causing the first official case of fainting-en-masse in the history of Calidornia.
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