Good God [or should I say Allah?]!! Why do people send me these ball-numbingly stupid forwards that are the product of some person's joblessness? A simple answer to that would be, 'Because you're on their address book, dummy.'
Anyways, this far-from-enjoyable forward was sent by some really impious Muslim girl who has me on her address book. The mail, which can only be described as the vomit of a fundamentalist, non-scientist Muslim, showed pictures of things on which Allah was 'written', in Arabic.
For those who can't read Arabic, the scribbling to the top-right of the image of the moon reads, 'Allah' and the stuff at the bottom reads 'Muhammad'. The 'Allah' bit has been intensely magnified to show you something you wouldn't usually notice on one of the craters of the moon - light gray lines on a darker gray background. Amazing, isn't it? It must be a miracle of the Most High! I actually did see a bunch of wavy lines that are supposed to spell out 'Allah' in Arabic, but whoever has an eye-power greater than ±0.75 [or less than 19/20 vision] should not even bother trying to search for it. Some guy 'spotted' it and scribbled in Arabic over the region on the moon's image and claimed to have witnessed a miracle.
The 'Muhammad' thing is no different. It's just a jagged border of the crater of the moon that looks something like a twisted metal wire - and that has been manipulated [and may I add, colored] to make it look like 'Muhammad' was inscribed in Arabic on the border of that crater.
And the same guy posted
this right before he posted the load of crap above.
There's more of this absolutely 'mind-blowing' stuff:
1.
The word 'Allah' in Arabic that miraculously appeared on a piece of Arabic/Indian bread. What makes you think that looks like 'Allah' in Arabic? It could be the Greek letter, omega [ω] which is the symbol for angular speed or angular frequency of an object performing simple harmonic motion. ω = (2π)/T = 2πf. Maybe Archimedes baked that bread?
2.
Allah on a hand. Oh for cryin' out loud! Stick your hand up your ass, Dr Tariq.. you might feel divine.
3.
Allah in a tomato. Ok, what's with foodstuff and God's name? Will it be blasphemous to make ketchup out of that tomato? Would it be totally inappropriate to dip my chips into salsa made from this tomato, while schmoozing with some hot boy?