Statutory warning : If you are not South Indian or have no experience of things South Indian, it might be pointless reading further.
Extra Statutory warning : If you are a
Mallu with the pride of
Kerala in your loins but no sense of humour to go with it, DON'T read any further.
You stand warned.
(
The Art of Naming South Indian Kids )
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"Well, at the moment of birth, a mother will name the child by the first site she sees in nature. Like, Running Buffalo, or Soaring Eagle. But Two Dogs Fucking, why do you ask?"
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A lady buys a house, and decides she wants to name her house after the first thing she hears in the morning. So she wakes up in the morning and hears a two kids fighting, one calls the other "hairy butt" so she names her house Hairy Butt. Then she gets a dog and decides to name it after the first thing she sees when she wakes up in the morning, and the first thing she sees is a crack in the wall, so she names her dog Crack. She looses the dog. So then she goes to the police station and is like "I looked all over my hairy butt, but I couldn't find my crack!"
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*is mature*
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