Want some cheese?

Apr 13, 2008 23:56

Business was pretty cold on Saturday night, dunno why, we didn't have the usual queue of people waiting for subs, just spurts of customers every now and then. Towards the end of the night, a couple of lads came in and ordered sandwiches. I was making the second guy's sandwich and as per routine, I asked him, "D'you want cheese on that, mate?"
Imagine what he did!
He said, "My dick here wants cheese." When I looked up to give him a proper dramatic Meredith-Grey style stare, my eyes passed his, er, pelvic region and he had whipped his cock out and was sort of raping the glass barrier (thank God for the barrier!) between him and the food. Ughh!
And the bouncer (yes we have a bouncer on Friday and Saturday nights because it can get well rowdy) did nothing at all, just stood there smiling at it.
When they were leaving, I told the guy to wash his hands before eating and he stuck his hand in his pants again, whipped his buddy out and started wanking it right there on the doorstep, letting the whole world see it and driving business away from us.
He wasn't circumcised. If you're gonna show me your cock, mate, at least make sure it's cut.

Today I went to watch 21 with my friend Payel. Good movie, I found the lead actor really hot because of the beauty spot on his cheek, which reminds me of the beauty spot on the face of the guy I'm currently stalking on Facebook.

All but one of my flatmates are back from their Easter vacations. The new term starts tomorrow. I'm gonna have to re-learn living in messy conditions again.

flatmates, sex, weird, movie, work, friends, funny, danu, me

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