DOUGHERTY'S POWERFUL GUARANTEE
I arrived home Saturday night, carrying some sort of nondescript hair-care product, only to find a notice indicating that someone had 'surveyed' our lawn. (I mean, why would you do that? And why are you creeping around in the dark of night checking out peoples lawns while they're sleeping? Does that not come off as a little creepy to you? Are you some sort of bizarre lawn-ninjas?)
Uhm, yes ... anyway. The lawn-ninjas also left us some beautiful, touching lawn-poetry. So I figured that I'd be really cool and share with the rest of the class:
We will be there when we say we will be there.
We will do what we say we will do.
Our crews will be in uniform.
Our crews will be trained and knowledgeable.
Big enough to do the job, small enough to care.
Yes. It was just about that splendid. Really.
And on that note, I will slink away to the land of pretending to do my research papers. I will be back later. With news of chainsaws and axe murder.
Uhm, yes ... anyway. The lawn-ninjas also left us some beautiful, touching lawn-poetry. So I figured that I'd be really cool and share with the rest of the class:
We will be there when we say we will be there.
We will do what we say we will do.
Our crews will be in uniform.
Our crews will be trained and knowledgeable.
Big enough to do the job, small enough to care.
Yes. It was just about that splendid. Really.
And on that note, I will slink away to the land of pretending to do my research papers. I will be back later. With news of chainsaws and axe murder.