In Which My Life is (Apparently) a Really Bad Sitcom
So I have a blind date - maybe a date, I don't exactly know if it is a date, but sure, whatever - which, on its own, is enough of a set up for a terrible half-hour of television.
But, no. Totally not enough amusement for the cosmos.
I have a blind date that was orchestrated by my grandmother.
No really.
I'm pretty sure that MTV has cameras strategically planted around my life. Just because I haven't found them yet totally doesn't mean that they aren't there.
Bingo, apparrently, is a den of iniquity and old women who enjoy kibitzing and setting up their grandchildren with other people's grandchildren and not giving said grandchildren enough information on said other person's grandchild that is going to call them in the middle of eating their damn Kix. (Which totally went soggy - and made me cry.) I mean, the lack of knowing what said other person looks like or even how old they are is weird and unsettling and I suppose that people do this sort of stuff but I am rather decidedly not people.
This whole situation is really friggin' odd.
I'm glad that my roommates are collectively amused.
MTV, you need to come 'round and uninstall your surveillance devices now. Please?
But, no. Totally not enough amusement for the cosmos.
I have a blind date that was orchestrated by my grandmother.
No really.
I'm pretty sure that MTV has cameras strategically planted around my life. Just because I haven't found them yet totally doesn't mean that they aren't there.
Bingo, apparrently, is a den of iniquity and old women who enjoy kibitzing and setting up their grandchildren with other people's grandchildren and not giving said grandchildren enough information on said other person's grandchild that is going to call them in the middle of eating their damn Kix. (Which totally went soggy - and made me cry.) I mean, the lack of knowing what said other person looks like or even how old they are is weird and unsettling and I suppose that people do this sort of stuff but I am rather decidedly not people.
This whole situation is really friggin' odd.
I'm glad that my roommates are collectively amused.
MTV, you need to come 'round and uninstall your surveillance devices now. Please?