The Superman Returns Experience

[whysoserious]

Last night I saw Superman Returns with my brothers. I'll get to the movie in a second, but first I want to touch on the experience. This movie sealed it for me: Tallahassee SUCKS when it comes to going to the movies. I just don't have a good time anymore. Here is what went wrong

Comments

[promakos]

Haha! I quoted Mallrats after leaving the theater as well. Great minds think alike!

Sorry your experience was so crappy... we can commiserate together...

You may disagree, but I thought Kate Bosworth was not the right choice for Lois. Beyond the fluffy light brown hair (I'm sorry, but small details like that matter)... she had a fluffy personality to match. I guess Singer wanted it this way, but that's not the Lois I know. Where's all her spunk? They muted MJ in the Spidey films too... don't comic book ladies deserve to be portrayed correctly as well?

[shrixer78]

I'm seeing this tonight and I'm pretty excited. Your review is hilarious (spoilers for this type of film don't bother me).

And I was dying reading about your theater experience. Unbelievable! I would be so pissed! Fart noises? Really? Dur-hur...tards!