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Title: I Take Picture of Nekkid Barbara Gordon OC
Pairing: OFC/Death
Disclaimer: Not affiliated with the Goddamn Lubeman.
Rating: Mary Sue-17 (badfic simulation, death of other female characters, intense aggression)
Summary: Had to write my thoughts down on some paper carve my story idea on a fangirls body. My writing is obviously on par with literary masterpieces of Twilight, which I read for the lols in Arkham Asylum. Plz review. HAHAHAHAHAHA
A tub of lube in his posession, The Joker cackled menacingly, his buttery orbs echoing the madness residing within his menacing soul consumed with inclinations of anarchy and maiming Ebony Raven Way, the pencil gouged in her skull...the images of raping her family and friends bringing more lols to him than her scene unwashed locks.
5 Minootes Be4:
"Master Wayne, it appears we have been infiltrated." cooed the butler, preparing a succulent dish made from love.
"Plz tell me moar Alfrod," the fetished cape billionare stumbled, his passion for homemade spaghetti overwhelming his lust for moar lube.
"It appears the Joker has hijacked Wayne Enterprises lube making headquarters." he continued, his mind producing age old wisdom like neva be4.
"I AM BRUCE WAYNE AND I ALWAYS HAVE MY LUBE," he roared like a cheetah.
"Master Wayne, you can endure. We will NEVAH GIVE UP!"
Bruce retreated in his state of despair, putting on his own fanmix, the soothing sounds of MCR filling his heart with joy.
MEANWHILE:
"Oh JOKER. CAN I SUCK UR CLOWN PANIS?!" Ebony Raven Way screamed, her eyes eyeing the eye opening eye catching bottle of lube he had brought, certainly recognizing his eye for picking out good lube.
The Joker cackled with fury, his out of character persona gleeing with all he could do to a brain dead fangirl. Bringing out questionable fan art, he proceeded to question Mary Sue.
"HAHAAHAHAHAHA. DUMB BITCHE YOU WILL BURN. I WILL RAPE YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS. HAHAHAH. I GOT A SPECIAL SPOT RESERVED FOR YOU..."
Ebony Raven Way quivered...did he mean...in his pants?!
"IN A SHALLOW GRAVE!" expressing his rage with capslock.
She tensed. This is not how she envisioned him...as a misunderstood clown with strong lust for her...his clown penis filling her up majestically. Had the internets been wrong all along?!
The Joker took nekkid pictures of her, testing her knowledge of the written Batman word.
"HEATH WOULDN'T DO DIS 2 ME!" Mary Sue yelped.
He jammed a pencil in her eye, cutting her invaluable nerves and bashing her lack of brain against a pipe.
"Someone better call the plumber..HAHAHAHAHA"
He lit her on fire, speaking to himself..entranced with the death of said Sue.
"Knock Knock. Whos there you say your mother says?...
CERTAINLY NOT YOU."
He devolved into giggles.
Picking up the bottle of lube, he had a score to finish with the Batman.
1 Mary Sue Down..god knows how many more 2 go.
Pairing: OFC/Death
Disclaimer: Not affiliated with the Goddamn Lubeman.
Rating: Mary Sue-17 (badfic simulation, death of other female characters, intense aggression)
Summary: Had to write my thoughts down on some paper carve my story idea on a fangirls body. My writing is obviously on par with literary masterpieces of Twilight, which I read for the lols in Arkham Asylum. Plz review. HAHAHAHAHAHA
A tub of lube in his posession, The Joker cackled menacingly, his buttery orbs echoing the madness residing within his menacing soul consumed with inclinations of anarchy and maiming Ebony Raven Way, the pencil gouged in her skull...the images of raping her family and friends bringing more lols to him than her scene unwashed locks.
5 Minootes Be4:
"Master Wayne, it appears we have been infiltrated." cooed the butler, preparing a succulent dish made from love.
"Plz tell me moar Alfrod," the fetished cape billionare stumbled, his passion for homemade spaghetti overwhelming his lust for moar lube.
"It appears the Joker has hijacked Wayne Enterprises lube making headquarters." he continued, his mind producing age old wisdom like neva be4.
"I AM BRUCE WAYNE AND I ALWAYS HAVE MY LUBE," he roared like a cheetah.
"Master Wayne, you can endure. We will NEVAH GIVE UP!"
Bruce retreated in his state of despair, putting on his own fanmix, the soothing sounds of MCR filling his heart with joy.
MEANWHILE:
"Oh JOKER. CAN I SUCK UR CLOWN PANIS?!" Ebony Raven Way screamed, her eyes eyeing the eye opening eye catching bottle of lube he had brought, certainly recognizing his eye for picking out good lube.
The Joker cackled with fury, his out of character persona gleeing with all he could do to a brain dead fangirl. Bringing out questionable fan art, he proceeded to question Mary Sue.
"HAHAAHAHAHAHA. DUMB BITCHE YOU WILL BURN. I WILL RAPE YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS. HAHAHAH. I GOT A SPECIAL SPOT RESERVED FOR YOU..."
Ebony Raven Way quivered...did he mean...in his pants?!
"IN A SHALLOW GRAVE!" expressing his rage with capslock.
She tensed. This is not how she envisioned him...as a misunderstood clown with strong lust for her...his clown penis filling her up majestically. Had the internets been wrong all along?!
The Joker took nekkid pictures of her, testing her knowledge of the written Batman word.
"HEATH WOULDN'T DO DIS 2 ME!" Mary Sue yelped.
He jammed a pencil in her eye, cutting her invaluable nerves and bashing her lack of brain against a pipe.
"Someone better call the plumber..HAHAHAHAHA"
He lit her on fire, speaking to himself..entranced with the death of said Sue.
"Knock Knock. Whos there you say your mother says?...
CERTAINLY NOT YOU."
He devolved into giggles.
Picking up the bottle of lube, he had a score to finish with the Batman.
1 Mary Sue Down..god knows how many more 2 go.