Substituting names in romance novel summaries with fandom pairings: GenKill EditionLook But Don't Touch: Photographer Ray Person has no problem admitting he has a weakness for half-naked men. After all, he's gained national recognition for his men's underwear ads. Still, he's always very careful not to let any man get too close - until he has a ( Read more... )

Substituting names in romance novel summaries with fandom pairings: Clint/Coulson EditionToo Many Grooms: When daredevil Clint Barton was told he was dying, he did the honorable thing - and jilted Phil Coulson so he wouldn't have to witness his demise. Trouble was, two years later Clint felt downright healthy. And when he realized he'd been ( Read more... )

Substituting names in romance novel summaries with fandom pairings: One Dimension Edition

For harriet_vane and the rest of you crazy 1D people. (I still don't know who anyone is in 1D! I haven't even watched the iCarly episode yet!) Liam/Louis

Baby Jane Doe: After catching his fiance in the arms of another, the last thing Liam expected to also happen on ( Read more... )

Spend three hours at the courthouse this afternoon just for them to reschedule the hearing for November because they weren't able to locate my ex to serve him. Um, dumbasses. I didn't even call this hearing, DCSE did, and I could have told you that if you go to his sister's house, which is his address on record, she'll tell you she doesn't know ( Read more... )

Three different people over the weekend offered to loan me their copy of 50 Shades of Grey when they found out I haven't read it. Ugh. I'm trying to stick by the whole Don't Be A Dick policy, and I don't want to hate on the book that everyone seems to be loving, but really. UGH!!!! I admit to not reading it, and having no desire to read it, and ( Read more... )

Super big thank you for all the recs yesterday! I am now prepared in case of an extended power and/or internet outage! We got lucky and the storms broke up / lost strength coming across the mountains, so we got some wind and rain, but not much else. My bro's gf broke down on the way home yesterday, though, and was sitting on the side of the road ( Read more... )

I still have letters for claiming on this post, so give me something to ramble about ( Read more... )

Someone today said, "Damn the man!" To which the only response is, "Save the Empire!" Right? They looked at me like I was crazy(er). No one got it. Why so lame, people in my real life?

I've been listening to Pandora at work (I was listening to the mix that altiloquent made for me, but I left the CD in my car today!) and songs from the Punk Goes Pop albums ( Read more... )

Let's play a little game, shall we? I'll tell yall some random stuff about me and then you tell me some equally random stuff about you!

Ten Things You Never Thought You Wanted to Know About Me:1. I mash potatoes with a fork even though we have two potato mashers and a hand mixer. They just aren't the right consistency if I do it another way ( Read more... )

When I was headed to pick Davey up from camp, there was a huge pileup on the interstate - at least a dozen cars on the side of the road, two squashed in a ditch, and one up on it's side in the southbound side and three separate fender benders on the northbound - and it was pretty ridiculous. The southbound side was still backed up when we came ( Read more... )