long lost t.g.i.w.
DUDE. sometimes I write things I never post because I'm an asshole. I was digging through old drafts and found this. ENJOY, T.G.I.W. CREW, ENJOY.
t.g.i.w. 11-15-06: what are you. some kind of slutty liar who lies.
it was just like it was before but with more people. sparkles still hasnt decided when hes going to tell everyone hes a lesbian. shenee brought the horny goat weed and we all stuck our tongues out at each other to see whose was longest. syd kept telling us that the 39 year olds playing high schoolers on tv lived on submarines too. we discussed the humor in pudding, called each other scott in sign language and all agreed that my urge for sparkly gold shoes last weekend was fate. and that tyra banks and her bon bons shouldn't be allowed within a certain radius of any respectable fashion hub. jessica did something that was so ninja that i dont even remember what it was. then we discussed and implemented a plan to pass our whore stages off to each other. Like id be open to taking anyones off their hands if theyre interested in trading maybe.
we got totally hyped about shoes and getting what we want on saturday night. and a little about not having to think about fiscal responsibility. then we watched some skinny bitches eat lemons and engage in awkward make out sessions with ugly 12 year old boys. there was almost a riot in the streets when the crazy stripper that we're in love with was almost voted off the island. p-nut was so worried he stuck his head in a cup and im starting to think the premise of the show is: washed-up narcissistic a-hole judges and humiliates skinny pretty chumps for crappy prizes and R-E-S-P-E-C-T. with a little brain-washing in between: TYRA IS SO HOT. SO HOT. YOU WANT THIS LIFESAVER NECKLACE. SO HOT.
Basically, it was our usual wednesday routine of bonding while dropping IQ points together, being there for each other through the experience of painful television.
and it will continue so long as theres wednesdays. because lord knows there will always be crappy television. so stay tuned. and be wary of shenee. she's packing horny goat weed and her best friends a ninja.
t.g.i.w. 11-15-06: what are you. some kind of slutty liar who lies.
it was just like it was before but with more people. sparkles still hasnt decided when hes going to tell everyone hes a lesbian. shenee brought the horny goat weed and we all stuck our tongues out at each other to see whose was longest. syd kept telling us that the 39 year olds playing high schoolers on tv lived on submarines too. we discussed the humor in pudding, called each other scott in sign language and all agreed that my urge for sparkly gold shoes last weekend was fate. and that tyra banks and her bon bons shouldn't be allowed within a certain radius of any respectable fashion hub. jessica did something that was so ninja that i dont even remember what it was. then we discussed and implemented a plan to pass our whore stages off to each other. Like id be open to taking anyones off their hands if theyre interested in trading maybe.
we got totally hyped about shoes and getting what we want on saturday night. and a little about not having to think about fiscal responsibility. then we watched some skinny bitches eat lemons and engage in awkward make out sessions with ugly 12 year old boys. there was almost a riot in the streets when the crazy stripper that we're in love with was almost voted off the island. p-nut was so worried he stuck his head in a cup and im starting to think the premise of the show is: washed-up narcissistic a-hole judges and humiliates skinny pretty chumps for crappy prizes and R-E-S-P-E-C-T. with a little brain-washing in between: TYRA IS SO HOT. SO HOT. YOU WANT THIS LIFESAVER NECKLACE. SO HOT.
Basically, it was our usual wednesday routine of bonding while dropping IQ points together, being there for each other through the experience of painful television.
and it will continue so long as theres wednesdays. because lord knows there will always be crappy television. so stay tuned. and be wary of shenee. she's packing horny goat weed and her best friends a ninja.