salad sucks
Sorry corporation-that-i-work-for, it just doesn't add up. Making a person sit through 9 hours of meetings does nothing to improve knowledge or moral. Oh, and make sure you serve plenty of sugary snacks to make up for the worst business lunch ever, and so that everyone wants to fall asleep halfway through.
Mostly, the lunch sucked. I wanted to leave the table and go in search of the nearest Big Mac, though frankly, i would've taken a hot dog from a dirty vendor cart in the street at that point.
Here's my problem though. I hate lettuce. no lettuce = no salad. business dinner for 50 = cheap! = lots of salad. I don't think anyone likes lettuce. I think we all eat salad out of years of obligation and conditioning. Why would you eat salad when there's lasagna coming up?
Yes, so salad's supposed to be good for me, blah blah blah. Once I drop a cup or two of oil on it to cancel out the lettuce taste, it's really not that great anymore. I like vegetables too, just not salad, and I bet you don't either. You eat it because it's a dainty, womanly thing to do, or because it's sitting there in front of you and you're hungry and until you eat that tasteless, papery crap, no one's gonna bring you anything good.
Stand up world!
Wedding reception? skip the salad!
Business lunch? push it aside!
Dinner at the in-laws? throw that crap in the trash!
Diet? screw diets! I'll eat a carrot, just keep your salad to yourself you monotonous food sheep.
:)
Mostly, the lunch sucked. I wanted to leave the table and go in search of the nearest Big Mac, though frankly, i would've taken a hot dog from a dirty vendor cart in the street at that point.
Here's my problem though. I hate lettuce. no lettuce = no salad. business dinner for 50 = cheap! = lots of salad. I don't think anyone likes lettuce. I think we all eat salad out of years of obligation and conditioning. Why would you eat salad when there's lasagna coming up?
Yes, so salad's supposed to be good for me, blah blah blah. Once I drop a cup or two of oil on it to cancel out the lettuce taste, it's really not that great anymore. I like vegetables too, just not salad, and I bet you don't either. You eat it because it's a dainty, womanly thing to do, or because it's sitting there in front of you and you're hungry and until you eat that tasteless, papery crap, no one's gonna bring you anything good.
Stand up world!
Wedding reception? skip the salad!
Business lunch? push it aside!
Dinner at the in-laws? throw that crap in the trash!
Diet? screw diets! I'll eat a carrot, just keep your salad to yourself you monotonous food sheep.
:)