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OH MY GOD ITS VALENTINES DAY!!!! I LOVE VALENTINES DAY!!! I GET TO SPEND IT WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!! OH WAIT... I GET TO SPEND IT WITH MY CRUSH!!! OH WAIT... i remember now, i hate valentines day, my crush is one of my professors AND shes married AND i dont think i need to go any further about how ridiculous this is.