Patrick Stewart is an actor (whom I now hate). Wonder Woman is a warrior born with a superior theme song. Diana is even immune to the animal magnetism that Stewart seems to hold over every woman who's ever voted in Whos Da Boss. "Why?" you ask? The reason is simple. Any other man or woman would have to dislodge Batman from her heart. That's right, the man who always wins if he's prepared, and Batman is prepared to be Diana's one and only man-crush.
Wonder Woman resists Patrick Stewart's inferior-to-Batman charms, ties him up with the golden lasso to make him confess, then snaps his neck faster than you can say "Maxwell Lord". HOLA!
I want so very much to vote Stewart, but he is just a man and Wonder Woman is a hero. He'd most likely end up quoting Hamlet and breaking into song while in the grasp of her lasso of truthiness, thus rendered benign.
If you want to vote for him you can find some way to vote for him, for example, "FACT: Wonder Woman has a secret crush on Patrick Stewart. She would do nothing but be his slave, happily, meaning that he wins in spirit unless it turns out he's a wife beater in which case she dies of a broken heart."
See how easy that was? CHANGE YOUR VOTE RIGHT NOW.
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Wonder Woman resists Patrick Stewart's inferior-to-Batman charms, ties him up with the golden lasso to make him confess, then snaps his neck faster than you can say "Maxwell Lord". HOLA!
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-Fisher
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Stewart doesn't have super powers. Period.
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Wonder Woman FTW
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See how easy that was? CHANGE YOUR VOTE RIGHT NOW.
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