Today's Match-Up: Vulcans vs Velcro
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Vulcans (token Star Trek race, obsessed with logic) vs Velcro (space-age hook and loop fastener)
For those of you who are new to Who's Da Boss, it is traditional for one entire race from the Star Trek universe to be entered into the competition. This year, it's the Vulcans (and yes Jim, this includes Spock). Today sees them matched against Velcro, one of the most important inventions of the twentieth century (this may be highly inaccurate). Which one is in it to win it? VOTE NOW!
Winner:
Vulcans (14 votes)
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Velcro (4 votes)
Velcro really didn't have a chance. The Vulcan race moves on to Round Deuce.
Featured commentary:
I really want to vote for Velcro, because where would we be without it? Punky Brewster wouldn't be able to keep her shoes on, there wouldn't be a "safe" alternative to pointy, pointy darts, and the very fabric (hurr) of society as we know it would crumble.
However, we are talking about who would win in a fight. Although getting a Velcro scratch is very painful, right up there with cardboard cuts and under-the-fingernail splinters, it is not enough to take down a Vulcan. They have the mind-meld for god's sake and the death pinch. I am tempted to take points away from the Vulcans because someone actually felt the need to report what color their bruises are, but that is a shortcoming of the fandom, not the Vulcan race itself.
I acknowledge Velcro's superiority as an entity, but the Vulcans totally kick Velcro's ass. - andsheewas